Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.
what do they smell
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
you a bitch
My mood depends on how good my hair looks